It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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