this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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