Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
