i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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