They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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