That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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