with your own penis?
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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