my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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