I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
