Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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