Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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