It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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