Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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