so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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