How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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