She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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