She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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