we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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