I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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