Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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