Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
