Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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