You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I will pee on everything he values.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Someone came in the potted fern
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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