your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
