You work out of a Hotel?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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