Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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