Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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