hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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