I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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