Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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