Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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