waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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