i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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