Im at strip club and am horny
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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