This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is Oprah even human
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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