I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
