Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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