have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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