is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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