apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Bring me that man meat
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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