People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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