well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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