Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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