i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Randomize
