If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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