I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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