If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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