One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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