We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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