Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
