Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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