But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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